The Common Golfer

Now you can desperately try to outrun Tiger Woods’ wife in a Cadillac Escalade!  A new online game called Tiger Woods Wife Outrun, is becoming a huge hit across the Internet.

In the game, Tiger sits in the passenger seat as one of his mistresses drives the Escalade.  Running behind the car with a golf club is Tiger’s wife Elin.  The object is to collect golf clubs and trophies, and avoid trees, rocks, and fire hydrants.  If you crash the Escalade, Elin runs in front of the car and bashes Tiger over the head with the golf club!

The game is surprisingly addictive, and has already been played over a million times.  Although, I have to admit I wish something else would happen soon in the golf world; I’m getting tired of only talking about Tiger!