The Common Golfer

This was too good to not pass along.  If your wife/girlfriend is wearing Triumph International Japan’s new “Nice Cup In Bra,” you can practice your putting as soon as she takes her clothes off!  Because that’s what everyone wants to do when their significant other gets naked…right?

The artificial grass top, when taken off, unrolls into a 1.5 meter putting mat.  If you make a putt in one of the two holes, built in speakers say “nice putt!”  The bra also includes pockets for storing extra balls and tees, as well as a detachable flag pin that doubles as a score pencil.

The bottom half has a detachable pink skirt with the words “Be Quiet” printed on the rear.  When removed, the extra-short skirt can be used as a flag to encourage onlookers to remain silent…which I’m sure they will be given that a woman has just taken off her skirt!

Triumph International Japan claims the lingerie was created in response to the growing popularity of golf among females in Japan, and is designed to appeal to busy working women looking for a unique and convenient way to practice their putt.  Seriously???  Only in Japan.